Senior Stress? I Prescribe a Hearty Dose of Bob Ross
There are so many people running around trying to finalize scholarship applications and worrying about their futures right about now, I've been pondering some ways to reduce stress and relax. Certainly, there is meditation. Lovely. However, that can be a little tough and you need a long time to calm down and clear your mind. There's also always the option to drug yourself, but that doesn't always work out when you're working on scholarships. I personally don't know anybody who has received a scholarship when their essay ended with "In conclusion, I...i gotta go lay down. Lie down? Lay down? what?zzzzzzzzzzzz" Well. Let Dr G prescribe a safe, natural method of relieving stress:
Take a daily dose of Bob Ross every night before bed; continue discovering the Joy of Painting until a relaxed state is achieved.
Allow me to get you started:
I don't know anyone who doesn't love Bob Ross. Enjoy. Send me some paintings, maybe.
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